BREAKING: Rothschild's Shocking Family Secret Revealed
- Kelsie
- Dec 6, 2016
- 2 min read
For years everyone has loved candidate Pablo Rothschild, a long time incumbent who has been consistently been voted into office, but do we even know him?
Yesterday evening, an official inside the Rothschild campaign agreed to speak to the press on the condition of anonymity. He revealed that Pablo Rothschild, one of the candidates in the heated period eight election for president, has been hiding something from everyone--a second family in Montezuma, Utah.
“The entire administration’s been keeping this quiet,” the anonymous source revealed Monday. “But it’s gone on long enough--people need to know about this.”
Montezuma, a small town in southern Utah, has a population of merely 507, but two of its residents have turned out to be more important than anyone realized. According to the anonymous source, Rothschild has been hiding his mistress and seven year-old son from the public for years.
“His family in Bethesda doesn’t even know,” the source divulged.
The Walking Nine reached out to Rothschild’s Bethesda home late Monday night, but his wife refused to comment, forcibly hanging up the phone before any questions could be asked.
However, a call to Rothschild’s hidden family revealed crucial information: while they knew they were being kept deliberately out of the limelight, they were none the wiser about his D.C. family.
“It was horrible,” his mistress confided, clearly distressed. “We didn’t even know until we saw him on the news one day standing there with them.”
When asked if she’d spoken to Rothschild since, his mistress revealed she had.
“He’s called a few times since the election’s begun,” she confessed. “He even visited twice.”
Pausing for a moment to collect herself, she then admitted, “My son and I still want to see him. We just want him to come home.”
This situation raises significant questions: What else has Rothschild been hiding? Can we really trust him as our President? Can we even trust him as a person? And more importantly: should we even try?
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